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I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.
So somebody tagged that motivational marco doodad I made asking me to make more and I was like meh why not a sexy marco doodad to motivate ppl to work and it started out as a joke IT STARTED OUT AS A JOKE dont look at me Also hello buttchou did u finish
Look guys, I’m all for female empowerment and gender equality, but as a wise, fictional character once said: “This isn’t freedom. This is fear.” -Captain America
lokislongluscioussantahat: coll-of-the-haunted: zelda-in-a-tutu: impmon: babyferaligator: babyferaligator: beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me Well, I guess you’re missing the I do have a remarkable
Im watching this thing on television about some girl who married a gay porn star and he still continues to do gay porn and at one point he said “ Earlier I did do straight porn but..Becky didnt like me having sex with women…so i settled for
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
hotpriests: hey girls, stop laughing at sexist jokes cause u dont wanna be a kill joy. be a kill joy. destroy boys.
123ery: i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.
when ur friends dont find ur self depreciating jokes funny anymore but u cant stop
bastardfact:cungadero:were–ralph:were–ralph:it really isn’t a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in itits fine if they’re 8-bit we can work with that just put
mayaoishiina: dont talk to me unless this is your barry bluejeans headcanon
missbrostrider: Ok since April fools is coming up let me make a clear message for you DONT ASK SOMEONE OUT THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU AS A JOKE DONT ASK SOMEONE OUT THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU AS A JOKE DONT ASK SOMEONE OUT THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU AS A JOKE
kanyewesticle: hotanimegirl: vdub453: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: youtubers-wholock: impmon: babyferaligator: babyferaligator: beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me this is too brilliant ohhh my g
coll-of-the-haunted: zelda-in-a-tutu: impmon: babyferaligator: babyferaligator: beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me Well, I guess you’re missing the I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the
masked-perfection: lokislongluscioussantahat: coll-of-the-haunted: zelda-in-a-tutu: impmon: babyferaligator: babyferaligator: beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me Well, I guess you’re missing the I
sub-mom-incest: Uhhh ok honey I think you better stop there, I didnt think you were gonna actually cum into my ass, I thought you were joking! Now help me clean up before your father gets home, we still have a few hours but I dont want my ass to be so
dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me
readingwench: impmon: babyferaligator: babyferaligator: beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me Bahaha, hilarious and lame all at once
123ery:i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.
bikerbitch:dmtsilo:bikerbitch: i dont need a fucking camera to hold my hand while i backup im not a pussy i dont even have a rearview mirror i just decide when to back out based on the vibe kiss me
theongreyjoys: i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon
brigaron: rotking: mistersailor: emergency when u make really scary and worrying posts but dont wanna talk abt it so cover it up with jokes when you are having a huge breakdown but 20 minutes later youve forgotten about it
liveinanimeworld: i would marry someone for money no joke , just give me the money i dont care
mypasalacqua: jennyhoelzer: Miles Aldridge, ‘Red Marks #1,’ 2003, Christophe Guye Galerie @twiggy-irl @zeero-irl @tabbykats no…… why would they ….do tHIS to a beautiful EGG !? dont tell me it’s aesthetic omg….. that’s it, i’ll never
higherthanheroes: thedesignateddriver: radioactivegirlscout: cresentmoon2000: katiaobinger: the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE Bonus points: one is illegal in your
clawmarkrune: clawmarkrune: The Richard Dawkins “I need a fat bitch” tweet is the funniest tweet ever im not even joking @visionserpent dont gotta ask me twice
im so boreddddd why dont you guys tell me about your day ?
luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner
veganpussyy: dont jokingly flirt with me ill think about it for a whole month
bleatingbico: Thassa beef cake, aight! Like Im raking my brain trying not to make a sausage joke, aight? Dont Judge Me YCH comission for the lovely @DaneIsABull ! Thanks man!
angrylolita: basedgosh: *pretends to understand the movie reference you just made* yeah, stay gold too, horse man…………………………whatever that means…………….
i was singing to “gold” out loud and my sister called me a nerD and it just reminded me of-
hey,sad psa today. ill still be gone for a while but i wanted to make this text post real quick. ive been thinking about this for a long while and im ready to make this decision final. I dont want to be part of the “rwby fandom” anymore and i
i think the lesson learned here is: dont joke abt bees or roses to me because even then the endless amount of old salt i have for them will rise and spill out of every pore on my body and the aftermath is no fun for anyone lol
if ur sensitive to jaune criticism/salt pls unfollow me now. this is ur warning. save urself lol
“You scared me for a second there…”
rwby volume 6: blake rediscovers the gay side of her bisexuality
You know that person that takes the joke too far?That’s me
![I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.](https://40.media.tumblr.com/839d5340f2ed529f81f3a01801fa2cfa/tumblr_ng9u1eBHJx1qca0ubo1_250.jpg)
